I don't care if you convert.

This is one of those rare times when I mean you as you and not me, not that you are reading this anyway, so I'm really only addressing the you that lives in my head, which isn't fair.

Anyway, I don't care if you "convert." Of course, I'm a pretty bad person at heart, and it isn't as if I'm always looking after your best interest.

But conversion would be good for you. Even I know that.

I'll even give you a few steps on how to do it:

1) Stop.
2) Turn yourself around.
3) Walk the other way.
4) Consider how close you are to perfection...or how far. When will you achieve it? You know the answer to this.
5) Consider God's Kingdom. I don't need to define it for you - even the darkest heart knows what it is.
6) Consider Christ's sacrifice. You know that too. Even the rocks do, and you are smarter (usually) than them.
7) Seek Him.

God is humble. I'm not.

I hope this bothers you. Deeply.