Lost Genre Guild popped off about novel titles today, so I thought I'd do my public service and offer up, free of charge to any human foolhardy enough to steal them from me, some of my all time favorite book titles that have not yet been used:
Barfing Giants
Clavicle Marrow
Wuthering Smashy-smash
Bloat in the Afternoon
The Introverted Warlord
I've got this title-marketing thing down. And bleeding.