Where the Troll Goes When the Troll's Not Here

Everyday I write the book.

Cheerless Links for Joyless Folks

If Scrooge ate a Grinch and chased it down with a big bottle of rat poison for his ensuing dispepsia, he'd look like a friendlier version of myself.

Elvis Costello nailed a great tune with The Other Side of Summer and, in that spirit, I give you

The Other Side of Christmas:

The Lost Genre Guild: Lesson Learned

Christmas in Jail

God Still Loves Us - Biohazard Version*

*(This is a fascinating viral marketing piece from the folks behind the I Am Legend film. I would have thought it would be gimmicky, but it, so far, has been one of the most civil meetpoints for atheists, Christians and others that I've seen on the net. What's strange is that I've been thinking about the God Virus for about six months, and even posted about it a few days ago.)

From a poor little schoolboy who doesn't need no lessons.

Stop. I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen. There's no reason to do this song here.

No reason at all.

What reasons do you need?