Unique Visitor...

Do you realize that you are a unique visitor?

Most websites, blogs, and uh, internet things are desperate for attention.

Not me.

I've begun to average nearly one unique visitor per day.

That's one too many.

Stop that now! Are you even reading the posts? Can't be. I installed a basilisk subroutine that turns all readers to stone. Or a chicken. I forget how the basilisk works.

In any case, unless you are pecking, literally, at your keyboard right now, you can't possibly have read the posts. Nor should you want to. They weren't written for you!

However, if you are still reading this, you should feel pretty special. You are the only one on the entire planet who is. Even if you are only 11/12ths of a unique visitor. Kind of like Michael Collins, orbiting the moon...never setting foot.